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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Your correspondant reports (II)

Observation of the day:

Geneva seems to be populated by a particular species of Cruella de Villes. Specimens of this species are additionally easily identifiable by the following characteristics: poorly dyed hair (usually a faded bleach-job à la Barbie, 20 years on, or else a failed attempt to regain redheaded glory or an ill-fated mixture of the two), an absurdly small, fluffy dog, and/or a fur coat (the latter demonstrating the specimen’s (a) political incorrectness, (b) indifference towards animals, (c) insensitivity towards fashion, and/or (d) fondness for mothballs).



In other news, I have been swallowed by my studies and internship and intend to re-emerge around June. If I haven’t showed up by July, please notify the authorities.

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