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Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Channeling Julia Child

Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen (1935 - )


I have an interesting relationship with food. Even as a kid I never quite ate what normal kids ate. It would not have occurred to me to describe it as ‘unusual’. Like most kids I was a picky eater, with phases where I refused pizza, sausage, hamburger-based dishes, tacos, and grilled chicken, all framed within a constant dislike of spaghetti sauce, frosting on cake, peanut butter, salad of any persuasion, or any dish in which the vegetables were mixed together. I have no memory of particular culinary terrors (lima beans, brussels sprouts, etc) filling me with dread, just a long list of stuff I didn’t like.


Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
Sheila Graham


As we age our tastes change, either as a result of social and emotional development (in the scheme of things, eating vegetables is not as terrible as when younger) or because of biological change. I no longer particularly care for sweet or oily foods; I prefer salty, sour, and bitter. I prefer vinegar to oil, drink unsweetened tea and coffee, and repeatedly bake my cakes with half the required sugar and usually a dose of lemon juice. Hot sauce, mustard, chilis, jalapenos, curries, and other such foods have become favorites of mine, and I often eat them plain.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Finley Peter Dunne (1867 - 1936)


Usually I would not associate the term “picky eater” with myself; my single ground rule for what I will and won’t eat excludes anything with eyes and anything that can move of its own volition (a corollary added to exclude slugs and snails, which apparently do not have eyes). Yet in many senses, I am quite choosy about what I eat. I have the delightful reputation of being the only person to pack her own lunch at the university cafeteria, for reasons of economy and taste. I don’t like mass-produced food, sauces or meals from a box or package, and often am convinced I could do better myself—and am usually willing to spend the extra time to try.


The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
George Miller


I would also describe myself as a wannabe gourmand. I enjoy good food, and because the Mr. Scrooge part of me refuses to eat out, I am led to put particular effort and time into cooking. When a group of people come to my house to cook it tends to be complicated, and particularly designed such that everyone (or most everyone) has a job to do, allowing us to make and eat things I personally would never have had the energy to make alone. Of course, not everyone necessarily wanted a job to do, but I figure it’s more fun if two people aren’t cooking alone while 8 people sit around.

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
Adelle Davis


So my consolation, as I sit today in the cafeteria with my broccoli curry, leftover from yesterday and lovingly packed in a tupperware container, enduring the bemused looks of my compatriots, is that at least I don’t have to ponder the deeper meaning behind “parts is parts”, contemplate the gelatinous-looking attempt at a sauce, or slurp down mushy french fries.

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
(and apparently, becoming vegetarian does more to reduce CO2 output than switching to a hybrid car. End of commercial)

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Words from the wise(r)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)


The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891

Das Glück der Liebe: sich vor dem anderen ganz aussprechen dürfen. Das Geheimnis der Liebe: vieles unausgesprochen lassen.
Sigmund Graff (1898-1979), dt. Schriftsteller u. Bühnenautor


In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Kann man denn nicht auch lachend sehr ernsthaftig sein?
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing (1729-81), dt. Dichter d. Aufklärung


Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
J. Bartlett Brebner

Amerika ist wie ein großer freundlicher Hund in einem kleinen Raum. Immer wenn er mit dem Schwanz wedelt, wirft er einen Stuhl um. (America is like a large friendly dog in a small room. Everytime it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.)
Arnold Joseph Toynbee (1889-1975), engl. Historiker u. Kulturphilosoph


Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III

Beim Schreiben ist es wie bei der Prostitution. Zuerst macht man es aus Liebe, dann für ein paar Freunde und schließlich für Geld.
Molière (1622-73), eigtl. Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, frz. Komödiendichter u. Schauspieler


Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.
Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Rosebud, 1993


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146


Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde


Das Leben = Das, was uns zustößt, während wir uns etwas ganz anderes vorgenommen haben.
Henry Miller (1891-1980), amerik. Schriftsteller dt. Herk.

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh, 'Gift From the Sea'


Das ist mein Weg, welches ist Dein Weg? DEN Weg gibt es nicht.
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900), dt. Philosoph

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.
Clifton Fadiman (1904 - 1999)


Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Three Doctors, 1993


I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson, "Calvin", It's a Magical World


Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

If you're here for four more years or four more weeks, you're here right now. I think when you're somewhere, you ought to be there. It's not about how long you stay in a place, it's about what you do while you're there, and when you go, is that place any better for your having been there?
Karen Hall and Jerry Stahl, Northern Exposure, Soapy Sanderson, 1990


Eine ältere Dame steht im Selbstbedienungsrestaurant in der Schlange und holt sich eine Terrine Erbsensuppe. Am Tisch stellt sie fest, daß die Wurst fehlt. Sie stellt die Terrine ab und reklamiert an der Theke. Selbstverständlich bekommt sie einen Teller mit der fehlenden Wurst. Wieder zurück, sieht sie, daß an ihrem Tisch ein Schwarzer sitzt und ihre Erbsensuppe probiert. Die alte Dame überlegt: 'Was tun?' Weil sie sich keinesfalls in den Verdacht der Ausländerfeindlichkeit bringen will, setzt sie sich zu dem Schwarzen an den Tisch. Sie zerteilt die Wurst in kleine Stücke, die sie je zur Hälfte dem jungen Farbigen in die Suppenterrine und sich in den Teller füllt. Dann holt sie sich noch einen zweiten Löffel und eine Kelle, füllt sich Suppe in ihren Teller, und beide essen gemeinsam den Erbseneintopf. Der junge Mann lacht, steht zwischendurch auf und besorgt zwei Glas Bier. Man prostet sich zu, und nach einem gemeinsamen Kaffee verabschiedet der junge Mann sich höflich. Ein wenig trauert die alte Dame ihm nach. Sie will jetzt auch gehen und langt nach ihrer Handtasche. Doch die ist verschwunden! Um Himmels willen. Ein Dieb? Nach verzweifelter Suche findet sich endlich die Tasche - am Nachbartisch. Und da steht auch die Terrine mit ihrer Erbsensuppe. Und langsam beginnt die alte Dame zu begreifen...
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